Topic of your choosing

this is a paper that is more a fallacy exercise than a paper . I need 2 to 3 paragraphs story about anything fiction, non fiction, any subject, anything you want to write about , the key is there has to be SEVEN different fallacies sentences that are all identified and labeled . here is a website link to my philosophy professors fallacy page that has an index of almost every kind of fallacy imaginable.
https://www2.palomar.edu/users/bthompson/Introduction%20to%20Fallacies.html